Saturday, September 09, 2006

Marty McFly Clothing Co.

En pleno verano de 2006, superado al fin el primer lustro del siglo 21, en un mundo ya sin hambre, acné o enfermedades relevantes, las siempre amorosas transnacionales, preocupadas por la gente y su futuro, no dejan de pensar en lo verdaderamente importante para la humanidad. Es así que PHILIPS, esa casa que en el pasado nos ha entretenido, cocinado y depilado la entrepierna, presenta el invento que cambiará nuestras vidas y nos hará olvidar por un rato esas patinetas voladoras que nomás nadie halla como inventar. Todavía.

Conozcan Lumalive

¡Sí! Ahora nadie podrá decir que tu personalidad no es chispeante, serás una de esas personas que iluminan la habitación con sólo entrar. Y en este caso será literal, no necesitarás carisma, gracia, ni ninguna de esas estupideces que hacían a la gente especial antes de Lumalive. ¿Se les hace poco? ¡Insensatos! Eso es apenas el principio, Lumalive nos tiene preparado algo aún mejor. Gracias a esta nueva tecnología por fin podremos traer a la vida a:
¡Los Cariñositos!

Bueno, nadamás falta inventar un oso transgénico maricón, que se deje tatuar la nalga y se ponga su suetercito con Lumalive



Mmm. Creo que ni les dije que era Lumalive.

Pues bien, Lumalive es una integración de textiles con diodos o LEDS, desos que los Nerds ponían en sus posters en los 80's y 90's, así con una pantera bien fiera con ojos verdes de LED.

Nomás que sin rebabas y perfectamente bien integrado a la tela, de tal forma que el efecto es impactante, porque puedes hacer toda clase de imágenes y efectos coloridos con luz, sin afectar la calidad o textura de la ropa, incluso los puedes lavar en casa, nomás que sin jabón zote y desnchufando la batería o se descompone.

Osh, olvidenlo, parezco uno de esos nerds.

En cuanto me manden la colección primavera -verano lumalive organizo un desfile y cocktail, estenseN pendientesN

jpax said...

Jajajaja oyeeeeee!!! me hiciste recordar un poster así que yo ten... que tenía un conocido ja!.

Ta interesante, ora faltará algun tipo de tarjeta gráfica para... no se, igual y mostrar tu blog en la superficie de tu numa numa guey, no, lumalive.


debolsillo said...

presente y sin lucecitas...

Juan Guillermo said...

pues a mi me hubiera gustado que se me ocurriera esa estupidez...
para la próxima navidad van andar 10 millones de niñitas con esa cosa encima. incluso quizá hagan hasta un filme de los cariñositos re-load.
¡sólo queda aguantar!
y no ser padres para esa fecha...

"papito, papito, compramé la polera que se le prende el corazoncito!!!"

Paquita María Sánchez said...

Hey, tienes que venir a iluminar mi fiesta de cumpleaños. Es el viernes 15 de septiembre. El colectivo Cats (a.k.a. colectivo Basura) se encargará de la luz y sonido.

Corriendo despacio said...

Siempre me pregunte como sería ser un carebear y traer la barriga iluminada todo el día , el problema real será para lo spanzones , pues así se va a notar más ... Esperaremos el desfile para hacer la reseña . (posteando en sábado , ¿Dónde quedo el señor party hard qué conocemos?)

Real de lo virtual said...

Inútil pero interesante dato. Saludos

Super E! & Bestia! said...

3 palabras:

ay no ma...!

nor del terror said...


a la proxima le pongo de ese lumanoseque a mis lienzos... pa que mis cuadros queden retebrillantes!

... chale

obtusa said...

Yo tenia mis ositos cariñositos y los regale ¡me arrepiento tanto! ahora se re una osa cariñosa

Anonymous said...

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